Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd February 2022

Dilbert//12001, first published four years ago on Tuesday 22nd February 2022

People New To Investing

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE FINANCIAL EXPERT DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NEW TO INVESTING?

ALWAYS BUY A COVERED CALL OPTION ON YOUR LONG BOND INDEX DEPRECIATION LEVERAGE RATIO.

THAT MAKES ZERO SENSE.

THAT'S WHY I ONLY SAY IT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE NEW TO INVESTING.

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