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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd February 2022

Dilbert//12002, first published four years ago on Wednesday 23rd February 2022

Best Way To Make Money


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DOGBERT THE FINANCIAL EXPERT WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO MAKE MONEY IN TODAY'S MARKET?

FRAUD. IT'S THE FASTEST, AND IT HAS THE BIGGEST UPSIDE.

THAT SOUNDS RISKY.

NOT REALLY.

I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Fraud, It's the Fastest"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a white dog and the financial expert, advising a woman on how to make money in today's market. Dogbert recommends fraud, stating it is the fastest and has the biggest upside. The woman is hesitant, citing the risks, but Dogbert reassures her that he is doing it right now. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of seeking financial advice from a dog, while also poking fun at the notion of getting rich quick through fraudulent means.

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