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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th February 2022

Dilbert//12003, first published four years ago on Thursday 24th February 2022

Managed Mutual Fund


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DOGBERT THE FINANCIAL ADVISOR I RECOMMEND PUTTING ALL OF YOUR MONEY IN A MANAGED STOCK FUND.

IS THAT WHERE YOU PUT YOUR OWN MONEY?

I CAN'T WORK WITH YOU IF YOU INSIST ON ASKING QUESTIONS.

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