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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th February 2022

Dilbert//12003, first published four years ago on Thursday 24th February 2022

Managed Mutual Fund


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DOGBERT THE FINANCIAL ADVISOR I RECOMMEND PUTTING ALL OF YOUR MONEY IN A MANAGED STOCK FUND.

IS THAT WHERE YOU PUT YOUR OWN MONEY?

I CAN'T WORK WITH YOU IF YOU INSIST ON ASKING QUESTIONS.

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AI Analysis

Title: "Putting Your Money Where You Put Your Mouth"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character, as a financial advisor.
  • Dogbert advises a client to invest in a managed stock fund, despite the client's concerns about putting their own money into it.
  • Dogbert's response is to ask if the client is willing to work with him, implying that he will take a commission or fee for his services.
  • The client is skeptical and asks if Dogbert can work without taking a cut, to which Dogbert responds that he cannot.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the common practice of financial advisors taking commissions or fees from their clients, and the potential for conflict of interest.

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