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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 27th February 2022

Dilbert//12006, first published four years ago on Sunday 27th February 2022

Sunday Interrupting My Flow


Open source transcript

DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHILE I'M WORKING TODAY. I NEED TO MAINTAIN MY FLOW.

WHAT IF THERE'S AN EMERGENCY?

YOU CAN INTERRUPT ME FOR AN EMERGENCY.

WOULD IT BE AN EMERGENCY IF YOU HAD TO SIGN FOR A PACKAGE?

WELL, NO, BUT COME GET ME IF I NEED TO SIGN FOR A PACKAGE.

ARE YOU ABOUT TO LIST DOZENS OF VALID REASONS TO INTERRUPT MY FLOW UNTIL YOU WEAR ME DOWN?

JUST BECAUSE I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME AND WOULD ENJOY IT, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M DOING IT.

OKAY GOOD WHAT IF A SKUNK GOT INTO OUR HEATING DUCTS?

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AI Analysis

Title: "Emergency Interruption"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a red shirt, and a small white dog. The story unfolds as follows:

  • Dilbert interrupts the dog's work, claiming it's an emergency.
  • The dog asks if it can interrupt Dilbert for an emergency.
  • Dilbert agrees, but only if the dog signs for a package.
  • The dog signs for the package and interrupts Dilbert again.
  • Dilbert becomes frustrated, realizing the dog has been using the "emergency" excuse to avoid work.
  • The dog reveals that it has been enjoying the interruptions and doesn't want to stop.
  • Dilbert is left exasperated, wondering if the dog has gotten into the heating ducts.

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