Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th February 2022

Dilbert//12007, first published four years ago on Monday 28th February 2022

Wally's Dna Test

Open source transcript

YOUR DNA TEST CAME BACK AS "DO NOT PROMOTE." YOU ARE DESTINED TO REMAIN A COFFEE- SWILLING BLOB OF USELESS ORGANIC MATTER UNTIL YOU SUDDENLY DIE.

I CALL THAT "STANDING THE

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