Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th February 2022

Dilbert//12007, first published four years ago on Monday 28th February 2022

Wally's Dna Test

Open source transcript

YOUR DNA TEST CAME BACK AS "DO NOT PROMOTE." YOU ARE DESTINED TO REMAIN A COFFEE- SWILLING BLOB OF USELESS ORGANIC MATTER UNTIL YOU SUDDENLY DIE.

I CALL THAT "STANDING THE

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Sticking the Landing"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert, a character, and his boss. The conversation begins with the boss informing Dilbert that his DNA test came back as "do not promote," implying that Dilbert is not suitable for advancement in the company.

Dilbert responds by stating that he is destined to remain a coffee-swilling blob of useless organic matter until he suddenly dies. The boss then calls this "sticking the landing," suggesting that Dilbert has accepted his fate and is resigned to his current situation.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate advancement and the challenges of working in a bureaucratic environment. It also highlights the absurdity of using DNA tests to determine an employee's potential for promotion.

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