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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th March 2022

Dilbert//12011, first published four years ago on Friday 4th March 2022

Laughing At Boss Jokes


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CAN I GET A BONUS IF I LAUGH AT YOUR JOKES DURING MEETINGS?

I ALREADY HAVE SYCOPHANTS TO DO THAT FUNCTION FOR FREE. WHAT WOULD YOU ADD?

I CAN BLOW COFFEE OUT OF MY NOSE.

GOOD, GOOD.

I CAN WORK WITH THAT.

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