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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th March 2022

Dilbert//12012, first published four years ago on Saturday 5th March 2022

Can't Use Personal Laptop


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YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE YOUR PERSONAL COMPUTER FOR WORK.

AND YOUR COMPANY LAPTOP WON'T SHOW UP FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS.

SO..

WHAT SHOULD I DO ALL DAY?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT PANTOMIME IS?

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