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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th March 2022

Dilbert//12012, first published four years ago on Saturday 5th March 2022

Can't Use Personal Laptop


Open source transcript

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE YOUR PERSONAL COMPUTER FOR WORK.

AND YOUR COMPANY LAPTOP WON'T SHOW UP FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS.

SO..

WHAT SHOULD I DO ALL DAY?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT PANTOMIME IS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Pantomime in the Office"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a boss and an employee. The boss informs the employee that they are not allowed to use their personal computer for work, citing that the company laptop will not be available for another two weeks. The employee responds by asking what they should do all day, to which the boss replies that they should engage in pantomime. The employee then asks what pantomime is, and the boss responds with a shrug, leaving the employee confused.

Key Points:

  • The boss prohibits the use of personal computers for work.
  • The company laptop will be unavailable for two weeks.
  • The employee is unsure of what to do during this time.
  • The boss suggests pantomime as an activity.
  • The employee is unfamiliar with pantomime and asks for clarification.
  • The boss responds with a shrug, leaving the employee confused.

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