Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th March 2022

Dilbert//12014, first published four years ago on Monday 7th March 2022

Managers Hear 12 Words

Open source transcript

REMEMBER, MANAGERS CAN ONLY HEAR THE FIRST TWELVE WORDS YOU SPEAK. AFTER THAT, THEY DRIFT OFF.

SO YOU NEED TO BE BRIEF, YET 100% COMPLETE, OR YOUR CAREER IS TOAST.

THE PRESSURE IS KILLING ME!!!

\ 1/ I...

\I/ YOU HAVE NINE WORDS LEFT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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