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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th March 2022

Dilbert//12015, first published four years ago on Tuesday 8th March 2022

Managment By Weather


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I LIKE TO MATCH MY MANAGEMENT PRACTICES TO THE WEATHER.

FOR EXAMPLE, IF I NEED TO DELIVER BAD NEWS, I WAIT FOR A SUNNY DAY SO IT DOESN'T STING AS MUCH.

THAT'S TERRIFIC, BUT CAN WE GET BACK TO MY ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW?

AS SOON AS THE CLOUDS BREAK.

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