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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th March 2022

Dilbert//12015, first published four years ago on Tuesday 8th March 2022

Managment By Weather


Open source transcript

I LIKE TO MATCH MY MANAGEMENT PRACTICES TO THE WEATHER.

FOR EXAMPLE, IF I NEED TO DELIVER BAD NEWS, I WAIT FOR A SUNNY DAY SO IT DOESN'T STING AS MUCH.

THAT'S TERRIFIC, BUT CAN WE GET BACK TO MY ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW?

AS SOON AS THE CLOUDS BREAK.

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AI Analysis

Title: "Cloudy with a Chance of Break"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic remarks, in a humorous exchange with his manager.
  • The manager asks Dilbert to match his management practices to the weather, to which Dilbert responds by saying he likes to match his management practices to the weather.
  • The manager then asks Dilbert to deliver bad news on a sunny day so it doesn't sting as much, and Dilbert agrees to do so.
  • However, when asked to get back to his annual performance review, Dilbert says he can do so as soon as the clouds break.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of trying to match one's management practices to the weather, highlighting the absurdity of such an approach.

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