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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th March 2022

Dilbert//12017, first published four years ago on Thursday 10th March 2022

Spy On Corporate Nemesis


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I NEED YOU TO SPY ON MY CORPORATE NEMESIS AND REPORT BACK TO ME ON WHAT HE'S THINKING.

HE THINKS YOU'RE AN UNETHICAL WEASEL WITH NO REDEEMING QUALITIES.

YOU HAVEN T SPIED ON HIM YET.

IM AN EXCELLENT GUESSER.

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