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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th March 2022

Dilbert//12018, first published four years ago on Friday 11th March 2022

Complaining For 45 Minutes


Open source transcript

YOU HAVE NOW BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT COWORKERS FOR 45 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THE COMMON ELEMENT IN ALL OF YOUR STORIES ABOUT PEOPLE BEING JERKS IS... YOU?

TIT.

WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?

IT TELLS ME I'M TALKING TO A JERK.

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AI Analysis

Title: "The Jerk Whisperer"

Summary:

  • A Dilbert comic strip featuring a conversation between Dilbert and a coworker.
  • The coworker complains about coworkers for 45 minutes straight.
  • Dilbert notices a common thread in all the stories: the coworker is the jerk.
  • The coworker is surprised and defensive, asking "What does that tell you?"
  • Dilbert responds, "It tells me I'm talking to a jerk."

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