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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th March 2022

Dilbert//12020, first published four years ago on Sunday 13th March 2022

Sunday Advice Of The Experts


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YOU SHOULD FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF THE EXPERTS.

WHAT IF THE EXPERTS DISAGREE?

SIDE WITH THE MAJORITY.

IS THAT HOW SCIENCE WORKS?

WELL, NO, YOU ALSO HAVE TO DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH TO KNOW WHICH EXPERTS ARE RIGHT.

IF I KNEW WHICH EXPERTS WERE RIGHT, WOULDN'T THAT MAKE ME SMARTER THAN THE EXPERTS?

DOING MY OWN RESEARCH WORKS FOR ME, SO YOU CAN ALWAYS COME AND ASK ME WHO IS RIGHT.

HOW WOULD I KNOW YOU WERE RIGHT?

BECAUSE I DO MY OWN RESEARCH.

MAYBE YOU CAN TEACH THE EXPERTS HOW TO DO THAT?

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