Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th March 2022

Dilbert//12019, first published four years ago on Saturday 12th March 2022

Promoted Not Fired

Open source transcript

TED, I'M PROMOTING YOU TO DIRECTOR OF MISCELLANEOUS PROJECTS.

THERE, YOU WILL WALLOW IN OBSCURITY UNTIL BOTH YOUR FLESH AND YOUR SPIRIT HAVE DRAINED INTO THE COLD, COLD DIRT.

PLEASE JUST FIRE ME!

IT'S LESS PAPERWORK TO PROMOTE YOU INTO NOTHINGNESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Promotion to Nowhere"

Summary:

• Ted is promoted to Director of Miscellaneous Projects.
• His new role involves wading through obscurity until his flesh and spirit are drained into the cold, cold dirt.
• He responds by requesting to be fired, citing the lack of paperwork to promote him into nothingness.

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