Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st March 2022

Dilbert//12028, first published four years ago on Monday 21st March 2022

Wally Says Yello

Open source transcript

PHIL, FROM HECK YOU SAY "YELLO" WHEN YOU ANSWER YOUR PHONE.

YOUR PUNISHMENT IS THAT YOU MUST LIVE WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU DISAPPOINTED PEOPLE YOU BARELY KNOW.

IT WON'T BE EASY.

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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