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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd March 2022

Dilbert//12029, first published four years ago on Tuesday 22nd March 2022

Single Source Of Elbonium


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THE COUNTRY THAT IS OUR SINGLE SOURCE FOR ELBONIUM JUST DECLARED A TRADE WAR.

WHAT WILL WE DO?

THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I DID SOME DIGGING AND LEARNED THAT ELBONIUM ISN'T EVEN A REAL THING THE BAD NEWS IS THAT YOU PURCHASED 40 MILLION DOLLARS OF IT OVER THE PAST THREE YEARS.

OOPS.

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