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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd March 2022

Dilbert//12029, first published four years ago on Tuesday 22nd March 2022

Single Source Of Elbonium


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THE COUNTRY THAT IS OUR SINGLE SOURCE FOR ELBONIUM JUST DECLARED A TRADE WAR.

WHAT WILL WE DO?

THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I DID SOME DIGGING AND LEARNED THAT ELBONIUM ISN'T EVEN A REAL THING THE BAD NEWS IS THAT YOU PURCHASED 40 MILLION DOLLARS OF IT OVER THE PAST THREE YEARS.

OOPS.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Elbonian Trade War"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a man and a woman, where the man announces that the country is their single source for Elbonium, a fictional element. The woman inquires about the trade war declared by their country, and the man reveals that he has been digging and learned that Elbonium is not even a real thing.

The conversation takes a humorous turn when the man shares that he purchased 40 million dollars' worth of Elbonium over the past three years, leading to a comedic exchange. The strip is a lighthearted commentary on the absurdity of business decisions and the importance of verifying information.

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