Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th March 2022

Dilbert//12031, first published four years ago on Thursday 24th March 2022

Dogbert And Funny Simulation

Open source transcript

YEARS AGO, I DISCOVERED A WAY TO HACK THE SIMULATION.

FROM THAT DAY ON, EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THIS SAD THING YOU CALL YOUR REALITY WAS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

YOU'RE A MONSTER.

HUMOR IS SUBJECTIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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