Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th March 2022

Dilbert//12032, first published four years ago on Friday 25th March 2022

God Like Powers

Open source transcript

I FOUND A WAY TO HACK THE THING YOU CALL REALITY, AND IN SO DOING, I HAVE ACQUIRED GODLIKE POWERS.

ARE THERE ANY PROTOCOLS FOR WORSHIPPING YOU, OR WILL THOSE INSTRUCTIONS FOLLOW?

STOP MAKING IT SEEM CREEPY!

YES, MLORD...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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