Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th March 2022

Dilbert//12032, first published four years ago on Friday 25th March 2022

God Like Powers

Open source transcript

I FOUND A WAY TO HACK THE THING YOU CALL REALITY, AND IN SO DOING, I HAVE ACQUIRED GODLIKE POWERS.

ARE THERE ANY PROTOCOLS FOR WORSHIPPING YOU, OR WILL THOSE INSTRUCTIONS FOLLOW?

STOP MAKING IT SEEM CREEPY!

YES, MLORD...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The M'Lord Protocol"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, and Dogbert, a yellow dog, in a humorous exchange. The conversation begins with Dogbert asking Dilbert if he has found a way to hack reality and acquired godlike powers. Dilbert responds that he has indeed discovered a method to manipulate reality, but it requires a specific protocol to be followed.

Dogbert then asks if there are any protocols for worshipping him, or if instructions will be provided. Dilbert assures Dogbert that he will receive instructions, but warns him not to make the task seem "creepy." The exchange ends with Dogbert enthusiastically agreeing to follow the protocol, eager to gain godlike powers.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of seeking power and the absurdity of following protocols to achieve it.

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