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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th March 2022

Dilbert//12036, first published four years ago on Tuesday 29th March 2022

Fire Sales Team


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SALES ARE DOWN 100% BECAUSE YOU FIRED THE ENTIRE SALES TEAM TO REDUCE EXPENSES.

HIRE THEM ALL BACK.

THEN OUR EXPENSES WILL BE TOO HIGH.

IM DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR NEGATIVITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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