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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th March 2022

Dilbert//12036, first published four years ago on Tuesday 29th March 2022

Fire Sales Team


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SALES ARE DOWN 100% BECAUSE YOU FIRED THE ENTIRE SALES TEAM TO REDUCE EXPENSES.

HIRE THEM ALL BACK.

THEN OUR EXPENSES WILL BE TOO HIGH.

IM DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR NEGATIVITY.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Firing the Sales Team"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a conversation between a boss and an employee. The boss reveals that sales have declined by 100% due to firing the entire sales team to reduce expenses. The employee expresses disappointment in this decision, citing the potential impact on company finances. The boss responds by saying they will "hire them all back" when expenses are too high, implying a cycle of hiring and firing to manage costs. The comic strip satirizes the common practice of corporate cost-cutting measures and the consequences that can follow.

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