Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th March 2022

Dilbert//12035, first published four years ago on Monday 28th March 2022

Dogbert Hoaxes

Open source transcript

I WILL NO LONGER BE HACKING THE SIMULATION TO CONTROL REALITY.

THE PRACTICAL JOKES I WAS PLAYING ON HUMANITY WERE BARELY NOTICED IN ALL OF THE BASELINE STUPIDITY.

HOW MUCH OF OUR SO-CALLED REALITY IS COMPOSED OF YOUR HOAXES?

USUALLY ABOUT 75%, BUT HIGHER DURING THE PANDEMIC.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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