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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th March 2022

Dilbert//12035, first published four years ago on Monday 28th March 2022

Dogbert Hoaxes


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I WILL NO LONGER BE HACKING THE SIMULATION TO CONTROL REALITY.

THE PRACTICAL JOKES I WAS PLAYING ON HUMANITY WERE BARELY NOTICED IN ALL OF THE BASELINE STUPIDITY.

HOW MUCH OF OUR SO-CALLED REALITY IS COMPOSED OF YOUR HOAXES?

USUALLY ABOUT 75%, BUT HIGHER DURING THE PANDEMIC.

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Comic Strip Title: "Reality is a Hoax"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2022, features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic commentary on modern work life, in a humorous exchange with a ghostly figure. The conversation revolves around the absurdity of reality, with Dilbert expressing frustration at the lack of control over his simulated reality. The ghost, representing a higher power, responds by asking how much of their so-called reality is composed of hoaxes. The exchange highlights the theme of questioning the nature of reality and the role of humor in coping with the absurdities of life.

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