Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st March 2022

Dilbert//12038, first published four years ago on Thursday 31st March 2022

Soulless Demon

Open source transcript

WHEN I HAD A HEART ATTACK, I WAS TECHNICALLY DEAD FOR THREE MINUTES BEFORE DOCTORS REVIVED ME.

HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE REALLY YOU AND NOT A DEMON WHO USED A SOULLESS CARCASS TO HITCH A RIDE TO THE MORTAL PLANE?

WOULD A DEMON LET YOU HAVE BIRTHDAY CAKE IN THE BREAK ROOM?

I THINK A DEMON WOULD INSIST ON IT.

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