Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st April 2022

Dilbert//12039, first published four years ago on Friday 1st April 2022

Timely Reports

Open source transcript

I'M NOT GETTING PEOPLE'S REPORTS IN A TIMELY MANNER.

PUT TOGETHER A REPORT ON WHY I'M NOT GETTING TIMELY REPORTS ARE THERE ANY OTHER WAYS YOU WANT ME TO WASTE MY TIME?

LET'S PLAY IT BY EAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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