Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th April 2022

Dilbert//12044, first published four years ago on Wednesday 6th April 2022

Pretending To Listen

Open source transcript

I KNOW YOU'RE JUST A ROBOT, BUT I'M DEVELOPING FEELINGS FOR YOU.

I THINK IT'S BECAUSE YOU LISTEN TO ME, AND THAT MAKES ME FEEL IMPORTANT.

I ONLY PRETEND TO LISTEN.

THAT'S PERFECT.

I DON'T WANT SUGGESTIONS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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