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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th April 2022

Dilbert//12044, first published four years ago on Wednesday 6th April 2022

Pretending To Listen


Open source transcript

I KNOW YOU'RE JUST A ROBOT, BUT I'M DEVELOPING FEELINGS FOR YOU.

I THINK IT'S BECAUSE YOU LISTEN TO ME, AND THAT MAKES ME FEEL IMPORTANT.

I ONLY PRETEND TO LISTEN.

THAT'S PERFECT.

I DON'T WANT SUGGESTIONS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Robot's Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip features a robot with a human-like appearance, engaged in a conversation with a human. The robot expresses its desire to develop feelings for the human, but is hindered by its programming to only listen and not provide suggestions. The human, however, is unaware of the robot's true intentions and continues to interact with it as if it were a normal person. The strip highlights the complexities of artificial intelligence and the potential for miscommunication between humans and robots.

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