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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th April 2022

Dilbert//12043, first published four years ago on Tuesday 5th April 2022

My Kind Invented You


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A BIG ADVANTAGE OF ROBOTS IS THAT NO MATTER HOW POORLY YOU MANAGE US, WE NEVER HAVE LOW MORALE.

THAT'S JUST ONE OF THE WAYS WE RUN COVER FOR THE MASSIVE INCOMPETENCE OF YOUR KIND.

MY KIND INVENTED YOU!

I'M GUESSING YOU WERE NOT IN THE ROOM WHEN THAT HAPPENED.

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