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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th April 2022

Dilbert//12050, first published four years ago on Tuesday 12th April 2022

Customer Service Obstacles


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WE HAVEN'T MADE IT HARD ENOUGH FOR CUSTOMERS TO REACH US FOR SERVICE.

GRANTED, WE VE MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO NAVIGATE OUR PHONE MENUS, CHAT BOTS, AND WEBPAGES, BUT PEOPLE STILL KEEP SHOWING UP IN OUR LOBBY.

IS THERE ANY WAY TO REMOVE OUR BUILDING FROM SATELLITE PHOTOS?

I FEEL AS IF WEVE TURNED A DARK CORNER

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