Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th April 2022

Dilbert//12051, first published four years ago on Wednesday 13th April 2022

Corporate Zombie

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?

, WOW.

I WAS PLANNING TO ASK A QUESTION, BUT YOUR LIFELESS, CORPORATE-ZOMBIE EYES TELL ME IT WOULD BE A WASTE OF TIME.

DO YOU SPEAK?

ONLY TO COMPLAIN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Corporate-Zombie Eyes"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, one of whom is frustrated with the other's lengthy questions.
• The frustrated character asks if the other has a minute, only to be met with a response that implies the question will be a waste of time.
• The frustrated character responds by asking if the other speaks, and the other replies that they only complain.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the common office scenario where employees are asked to attend meetings or answer questions that they feel are unnecessary or unproductive.

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