Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th April 2022

Dilbert//12051, first published four years ago on Wednesday 13th April 2022

Corporate Zombie

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?

, WOW.

I WAS PLANNING TO ASK A QUESTION, BUT YOUR LIFELESS, CORPORATE-ZOMBIE EYES TELL ME IT WOULD BE A WASTE OF TIME.

DO YOU SPEAK?

ONLY TO COMPLAIN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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