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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th April 2022

Dilbert//12052, first published four years ago on Thursday 14th April 2022

How It Ends


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I DON'T HAVE A BUDGET FOR YOUR PROJECT.

ASK THE OTHER PROJECT MANAGERS IF THEY WILL KICK IN SOME FUNDS FROM THEIR BUDGETS.

HOW DO YOU THINK THAT ENDS?

HUGE SUCCESS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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