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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th April 2022

Dilbert//12052, first published four years ago on Thursday 14th April 2022

How It Ends


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I DON'T HAVE A BUDGET FOR YOUR PROJECT.

ASK THE OTHER PROJECT MANAGERS IF THEY WILL KICK IN SOME FUNDS FROM THEIR BUDGETS.

HOW DO YOU THINK THAT ENDS?

HUGE SUCCESS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Budgeting for Success"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two project managers. The first manager states, "I don't have a budget for your project." The second manager responds, "Ask the other project managers if they will kick in some funds from their budgets." The first manager inquires, "How do you think that ends?" and the second manager replies, "Huge success."

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