Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th April 2022

Dilbert//12054, first published four years ago on Saturday 16th April 2022

Bad Negotiator

Open source transcript

I DESERVE A RAISE FOR CARRYING THE ENTIRE DEPARTMENT ON MY BACK FOR YEARS.

ALICE, THE THING I LIKE ABOUT YOU IS THAT YOU'RE A TIRELESS WORKER BUT A TERRIBLE NEGOTIATOR.

I GIVE UP. IVE GOT WORK TO DO.

YOU COULD NOT BE MORE PERFECT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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