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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th April 2022

Dilbert//12054, first published four years ago on Saturday 16th April 2022

Bad Negotiator


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I DESERVE A RAISE FOR CARRYING THE ENTIRE DEPARTMENT ON MY BACK FOR YEARS.

ALICE, THE THING I LIKE ABOUT YOU IS THAT YOU'RE A TIRELESS WORKER BUT A TERRIBLE NEGOTIATOR.

I GIVE UP. IVE GOT WORK TO DO.

YOU COULD NOT BE MORE PERFECT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Tireless Worker but a Terrible Negotiator"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between Alice and her boss, who is trying to negotiate a raise for carrying the entire department on her back for years. The boss praises Alice as a tireless worker but a terrible negotiator, and Alice responds by giving up and walking away. The strip highlights the challenges of negotiating and the importance of effective communication in the workplace.

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