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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th April 2022

Dilbert//12055, first published four years ago on Sunday 17th April 2022

The Fainting Goat


Open source transcript

I INVENTED THE CORE TECHNOLOGY THAT DRIVES MOST OF OUR EARNINGS.

OBVIOUSLY, MY WORK PRODUCT BELONGS TO THE COMPANY, BUT I THINK A BONUS WOULD BE APPROPRIATE.

IF YOU HADN'T INVENTED IT, SOMEONE ELSE IN THE COMPANY WOULD HAVE.

THAT MEANS YOUR NET CONTRIBUTION WAS ZERO.

MUST. .

CONTROL ANGER. .

LEGS GETTING STIFF. ..

LOSING CONSCIOUS NESS!

REMIND ME WHAT YOU CALL THAT...

"THE FAINTING GOAT."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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