Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th April 2022
Dilbert//12055, first published four years ago on Sunday 17th April 2022
The Fainting Goat
Open source transcript
I INVENTED THE CORE TECHNOLOGY THAT DRIVES MOST OF OUR EARNINGS.
OBVIOUSLY, MY WORK PRODUCT BELONGS TO THE COMPANY, BUT I THINK A BONUS WOULD BE APPROPRIATE.
IF YOU HADN'T INVENTED IT, SOMEONE ELSE IN THE COMPANY WOULD HAVE.
THAT MEANS YOUR NET CONTRIBUTION WAS ZERO.
MUST. .
CONTROL ANGER. .
LEGS GETTING STIFF. ..
LOSING CONSCIOUS NESS!
REMIND ME WHAT YOU CALL THAT...
"THE FAINTING GOAT."
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
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