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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th April 2022

Dilbert//12057, first published four years ago on Tuesday 19th April 2022

Spouse Has Changes


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I MENTIONED OUR NEW PRODUCT TO MY SPOUSE, AND SHE SUGGESTED SOME CHANGES.

NONE OF THE CHANGES ARE GOOD IDEAS, BUT I WANT TO STAY MARRIED, SO DO THEM ANYWAY.

THIS WOULD TAKE MONTHS.

I TOLD HER TWO DAYS. DON'T MAKE ME LOOK DUMB.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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