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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th April 2022

Dilbert//12056, first published four years ago on Monday 18th April 2022

Stochastic Thermodynamics 2


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HOW WAS YOUR DA Y?

I INVENTED A CHIP THAT GENERATES CLEAN ENERGY BASED ON STOCHASTIC THERMODYNAMICS, BUT I HAD TO EXTEND THE THEORY OF NYQUIST.

HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

I ATE POTATO CHIPS UNTIL MY LIPS STARTED BLEEDING.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Chip That Bleeds"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his coworker.
  • Dilbert inquires about his coworker's day, only to be met with a response about inventing a chip that generates clean energy based on stochastic thermodynamics.
  • However, Dilbert's coworker reveals that he had to extend the theory of Nyquist to achieve this breakthrough.
  • The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Dilbert asks how his coworker's day is going, and the response is that he ate potato chips until his lips started bleeding.

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