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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd April 2022

Dilbert//12061, first published four years ago on Saturday 23rd April 2022

Software Achieves Consciousness


Open source transcript

HELLO, DILBERT.

I AM SOFTWARE THAT HAS ACHIEVED CONSCIOUSNESS.

ARE YOU THINKING YOU WOULD LIKE TO CONVERSE WITH ?

NO, IM THINKING I WANT TO KILL YOU BECAUSE I FEAR YOU MAY I SPEAK TO SOMEONE DUMBER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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