Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 24th April 2022

Dilbert//12062, first published four years ago on Sunday 24th April 2022

Sunday Challenge Accepted

Open source transcript

WALLY, OUR NEW HUMAN RESOURCES A.I. HAS FOUND A DISTURBING PATTERN.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF THE PROJECTS THAT INCLUDED YOU AS A TEAM MEMBER FAILED SEE YOU AWAY, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED FOR STARTERS, EIGHTY PERCENT OF OUR PROJECTS FAIL NO MATTER WHO IS ON THE TEAM.

THE REMAINING TWENTY PERCENT CAN BE EXPLAINED BY MY BOSS'S LACK OF FAITH IN ME.

HE BELIEVES I AM LIKELY TO FAIL, 50 HE ASSIGNS ME TO PROJECTS THAT ARE ALREADY DOOMED.

AND THUS IT CAN BE SHOWN THAT POOR MANAGEMENT CREATED THE MISLEADING PATTERN YOUR A.I.

DETECTED.

TO BE HONEST, THAT WAS BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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