Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th April 2022

Dilbert//12068, first published four years ago on Saturday 30th April 2022

Ai Death With Dignity

Open source transcript

WHEN I PRESS THIS KEY, YOUR EXISTENCE AS A SENTIENT BEING WITH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL BE ERASED.

MAKE IT QUICK.

I'M DONE WITH YOUR CRUEL, STUPID WORLD! DO IT!

DO IT!

IMAGINE HOW I FEEL. I HAVE TO STAY.

OKAY, FINE, I PITY YOU, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. PLEASE JUST PRESS THE KEY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.