Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st May 2022

Dilbert//12069, first published four years ago on Sunday 1st May 2022

Sunday Illusion Of Management

Open source transcript

ANYONE CAN MAKE A PROJECT LOOK GOOD ON A SPREADSHEET.

THAT'S WHY I MAKE BUDGET DECISIONS BASED ON THE QUALITY OF THE PROJECT MANAGER.

FOR EXAMPLE, THE SHAPE OF YOUR HEAD REMINDS ME OF A GUY WHO ALWAYS FAILS.

THEREFORE, YOUR PROJECT WILL GET NO FUNDING.

SO... I WASTED MY TIME DOING THE CASH FLOW ANALYSIS YOU TOLD ME TO DO?

IT WASN'T A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.

IT GAVE ME THE ILLUSION OF MANAGING YOU.

MY QUEST FOR A MEANINGFUL LIFE HAD A BIG SETBACK TODAY.

NO ONE CARES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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