Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th May 2022

Dilbert//12075, first published four years ago on Saturday 7th May 2022

Never Answer Your Phone At Work

Open source transcript

THE KEY TO A HAPPY LIFE IS NEVER ANSWER YOUR PHONE AT WORK.

WOULDN T THAT MAKE YOUR COWORKERS ANGRY?

THEY'RE ALWAYS ANGRY.

WALLY, IGNORE MY VOICEMAIL. I TOOK CARE OF IT MYSELF.

YOU'RE WELCOME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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