Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th May 2022

Dilbert//12076, first published four years ago on Sunday 8th May 2022

Lunch Stealer

Open source transcript

ALICE, HOW DARE YOU EAT MY LUNCH THAT WAS CLEARLY LABELED!!!

WHAT??? NO!

I DIDN'T EAT YOUR LUNCH!

IN FACT, SOMEONE ATE MY LUNCH TOO!

DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT "COINCIDENCE"?

I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU ATE BOTH OF OUR LUNCHES AND THIS IS YOUR COVER STORY.

HOW DARE YOU!

WHY DOES YOUR BREATH SMELL LTKE MY SANDWICH?

TRY TO STAY ON TOPIC. YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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