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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th May 2022

Dilbert//12076, first published four years ago on Sunday 8th May 2022

Lunch Stealer


Open source transcript

ALICE, HOW DARE YOU EAT MY LUNCH THAT WAS CLEARLY LABELED!!!

WHAT??? NO!

I DIDN'T EAT YOUR LUNCH!

IN FACT, SOMEONE ATE MY LUNCH TOO!

DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT "COINCIDENCE"?

I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU ATE BOTH OF OUR LUNCHES AND THIS IS YOUR COVER STORY.

HOW DARE YOU!

WHY DOES YOUR BREATH SMELL LTKE MY SANDWICH?

TRY TO STAY ON TOPIC. YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Coincidence?"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert and Alice in a humorous exchange. The conversation revolves around a shared lunch experience, with Alice accusing Dilbert of eating her lunch. Dilbert denies the claim, but Alice becomes increasingly suspicious and confrontational. The exchange culminates in a humorous exchange, with Dilbert suggesting that the coincidence of eating the same lunch is simply that - a coincidence. The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of workplace interactions and the human tendency to jump to conclusions.

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