Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th May 2022

Dilbert//12080, first published four years ago on Thursday 12th May 2022

Things A Demon Would Say

Open source transcript

WHY HAVE YOU BEEN AVOIDING ME AFTER I TOLD YOU IM ATTRACTED TO SMART MEN?

IM JUST PLAYING THE ODDS. YOU'RE EITHER RUNNING A CON, OR YOU ARE AN EMPTY HUSK OF HUMANITY POSSESSED BY A DEMON.

MAYBE I JUST LIKE SMART MEN.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A DEMON WOULD SAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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