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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th May 2022

Dilbert//12080, first published four years ago on Thursday 12th May 2022

Things A Demon Would Say


Open source transcript

WHY HAVE YOU BEEN AVOIDING ME AFTER I TOLD YOU IM ATTRACTED TO SMART MEN?

IM JUST PLAYING THE ODDS. YOU'RE EITHER RUNNING A CON, OR YOU ARE AN EMPTY HUSK OF HUMANITY POSSESSED BY A DEMON.

MAYBE I JUST LIKE SMART MEN.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A DEMON WOULD SAY.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Smart Men and Demons"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at his desk. His boss, Wally, approaches him with a peculiar question: "Why have you been avoiding me after I told you I'm attracted to smart men?" Dilbert responds by pointing out that he is either running a con or an empty husk of humanity possessed by a demon. Wally retorts that maybe he just likes smart men, and that something a demon would say sounds like that.

The comic strip is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of attraction and relationships. It also touches on the theme of self-awareness and the human condition, suggesting that people may be drawn to others based on superficial qualities rather than deeper connections. Overall, the comic strip is a lighthearted and entertaining commentary on modern society.

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