Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th May 2022

Dilbert//12081, first published four years ago on Friday 13th May 2022

Mystery Solved

Open source transcript

WON'T TALK TO ME BECAUSE I TOLD HIM I'M ATTRACTED TO SMART MEN AND HE THINKS IM LYING.

SO... YOU DON'T MIND HIM LOOKING LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN THE PILLSBURY DOUGH MAN AND THE MICHELIN TIRE GUY?

IM LEGALLY BLIND.

MYSTERY SOLVED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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