Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th May 2022

Dilbert//12086, first published four years ago on Wednesday 18th May 2022

Anxiety Arbitrator

Open source transcript

I CAN'T DO THIS ASSIGNMENT BECAUSE IT GIVES ME ANXIETY.

BY NOT DOING THE ASSIGNMENT, YOU ARE GIVING ME ANXIETY.

WE NEED AN ANXIETY ARBITRATOR TO FIGURE OUT WHO HAS THE GREATER CLAIM.

PRESENT.

CONTINUED

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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