Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th May 2022

Dilbert//12086, first published four years ago on Wednesday 18th May 2022

Anxiety Arbitrator

Open source transcript

I CAN'T DO THIS ASSIGNMENT BECAUSE IT GIVES ME ANXIETY.

BY NOT DOING THE ASSIGNMENT, YOU ARE GIVING ME ANXIETY.

WE NEED AN ANXIETY ARBITRATOR TO FIGURE OUT WHO HAS THE GREATER CLAIM.

PRESENT.

CONTINUED

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Anxiety Arbitrator"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around a humorous exchange between an employee and their boss.
• The employee is assigned a task, but refuses to complete it due to anxiety.
• The boss responds by assigning an "anxiety arbitrator" to determine who has the greater claim.
• The punchline lies in the arbitrator's decision, which is left blank, implying that the employee's anxiety is the greater claim.

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