Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th May 2022

Dilbert//12087, first published four years ago on Thursday 19th May 2022

Anxiety Is A Tie

Open source transcript

ANXIETY ARBITRATOR TINA, I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE ANXIETY FROM WORKING WITH ASOK AND IS IT TRUE, ASOK, THAT TINA INDUCES ANXIETY IN YOU?

SO MUCH ANXIETY.

I RULE IT A TIE. GO BACK TO WORK AND CONTINUE KILLING EACH OTHER SLOWLY.

THAT'S FAIR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Anxiety Arbitrator"

Summary:

The comic strip features an "Anxiety Arbitrator" who helps Tina work through her anxiety issues. The conversation begins with Tina expressing her anxiety to the Arbitrator, who responds that it is true and that Tina induces anxiety in others. The Arbitrator then suggests that Tina rule it a tie and continue killing each other slowly. The conversation ends with the Arbitrator stating that it's fair.

Key Points:

• Tina is experiencing anxiety and seeks help from the Anxiety Arbitrator.
• The Arbitrator confirms that Tina's anxiety is real and that she induces anxiety in others.
• The Arbitrator suggests a solution where Tina and others continue to kill each other slowly, which is deemed fair.

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