Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th May 2022

Dilbert//12087, first published four years ago on Thursday 19th May 2022

Anxiety Is A Tie

Open source transcript

ANXIETY ARBITRATOR TINA, I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE ANXIETY FROM WORKING WITH ASOK AND IS IT TRUE, ASOK, THAT TINA INDUCES ANXIETY IN YOU?

SO MUCH ANXIETY.

I RULE IT A TIE. GO BACK TO WORK AND CONTINUE KILLING EACH OTHER SLOWLY.

THAT'S FAIR.

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