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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th May 2022

Dilbert//12088, first published four years ago on Friday 20th May 2022

People Who Have Anxiety


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ANXIETY ARBITRATOR I MADE A LIST OF ALL THE EMPLOYEES WHO NEED SPECIAL TREATMENT FOR THEIR ANXIETY.

THIS IS OUR INTERNAL DIRECTORY OF EVERY EMPLOYEE. IT'S AS IF YOU DID NO WORK AT ALL.

OR AM I THOROUGH?

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Comic Strip Title: "Anxiety Arbitrator"

Summary:

The comic strip features a character named Dilbert, who is depicted as an anxiety arbitrator. The story begins with Dilbert receiving a list of employees who require special treatment for their anxiety. He then proceeds to create an internal directory of every employee, stating that it is necessary because no one works at all.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation, poking fun at the idea of creating a directory for employees who do not work. The use of Dilbert's character adds to the comedic effect, as he is known for his sarcastic and satirical take on workplace issues. Overall, the comic strip provides a lighthearted commentary on the challenges of managing anxiety in the workplace.

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