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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th May 2022

Dilbert//12096, first published four years ago on Saturday 28th May 2022

Musk Cuts Staff


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ELON MUSK BOUGHT THE COMPANY WHERE I WORK, AND NOW HE'S DOING A DEEP DIVE TO SEE HOW MANY EMPLOYEES WE NEED.

HIS PRELIMINARY ESTIMATE IS FIVE HUMANS, SEVEN THOUSAND ROBOTS, AND...

.. ONE PANTHER TO KILL THE HUMANS IF THEY TRY TO TOUCH ANY OF THE ROBOTS.

-, PANTHER.

OLD JOKES ARE THE BEST!

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