Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th May 2022

Dilbert//12097, first published four years ago on Sunday 29th May 2022

Boss Hates Everyone

Open source transcript

THE NEW GUY WORKS TWICE AS MANY HOURS AS YOU.

AND WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?

IT TELLS ME HE'S A DEDICATED TEAM PLAYER AND YOU'RE LAZY.

THAT'S ONE INTERPRETATION.

ANOTHER WAY TO LOOK AT IT IS THAT HE WRITES GARBAGE CODE, WHEREAS I CREATE MASTERPIECES IN HALF THE TIME.

OR MAYBE HE HASN'T YET HAD THE LIFE FORCE DRAINED FROM HIS BODY BY YOUR BAD MANAGEMENT.

AND HE MIGHT BE LYING ABOUT WORKING LONG HOURS AT HOME.

I LITERALLY HATE EVERYONE.

SAME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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