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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th June 2022

Dilbert//12123, first published four years ago on Friday 24th June 2022

Therapist In Headphones


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DOGBERT THE SELFISH THERAPIST SO THAT'S MY SITUATION...

HAVE YOU BEEN WEARING HEADPHONES THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS TALKING?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING, BUT HE DOESNT LOOK HAPPY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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