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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th June 2022

Dilbert//12124, first published four years ago on Saturday 25th June 2022

Not Friendless


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DOGBERT THE SELFISH THERAPIST DON'T THINK OF YOURSELF AS FRIENDLESS.

THINK OF YOURSELF AS SOMEONE WHO HAS TO PAY A STRANGER TO PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT YOU.

YOU CARE ABOUT ?

NOT AT THESE PRICES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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Title: "Dogbert the Selfish Therapist"

Summary:

This comic strip features Dogbert, a self-proclaimed therapist, sitting across from a client. The client expresses self-doubt, to which Dogbert responds with a thought-provoking question: "Think of yourself as someone who has to pay a stranger to pretend to care about you." The client is taken aback, and Dogbert then asks, "You care about me? Not at these prices." The exchange highlights Dogbert's unorthodox approach to therapy, where he challenges his clients' perceptions and expectations. The strip pokes fun at the idea of traditional therapy and the sometimes awkward interactions between therapists and clients.

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