Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th June 2022

Dilbert//12124, first published four years ago on Saturday 25th June 2022

Not Friendless

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE SELFISH THERAPIST DON'T THINK OF YOURSELF AS FRIENDLESS.

THINK OF YOURSELF AS SOMEONE WHO HAS TO PAY A STRANGER TO PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT YOU.

YOU CARE ABOUT ?

NOT AT THESE PRICES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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