Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th June 2022

Dilbert//12125, first published four years ago on Sunday 26th June 2022

Sunday Birthing Human

Open source transcript

I NEED TO GO HOME SICK TODAY.

I HAVE CRAMPS.

IN YOUR LEGS?

UM...

IS THIS A "WOKE" THING?

I IDENTIFY AS A BIRTHING HUMAN.

TO BE HONEST, I'M ONLY DOING IT FOR THE BENEFITS, BUT I BELIEVE MY SCHEME IS ALLOWED UNDER OUR CURRENT GUIDELINES, IS IT NOT?

JERK.

SEE YOU TOMORROW, BIGOT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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