Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th June 2022

Dilbert//12125, first published four years ago on Sunday 26th June 2022

Sunday Birthing Human

Open source transcript

I NEED TO GO HOME SICK TODAY.

I HAVE CRAMPS.

IN YOUR LEGS?

UM...

IS THIS A "WOKE" THING?

I IDENTIFY AS A BIRTHING HUMAN.

TO BE HONEST, I'M ONLY DOING IT FOR THE BENEFITS, BUT I BELIEVE MY SCHEME IS ALLOWED UNDER OUR CURRENT GUIDELINES, IS IT NOT?

JERK.

SEE YOU TOMORROW, BIGOT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Woke" Thing

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a balding man with a green tie, sitting at his desk. He is speaking to a woman, who is also balding and wearing a blue jacket. The conversation begins with Dilbert saying he needs to go home sick today because he has cramps in his legs. The woman asks if he is identifying as a birthing human, and Dilbert responds that he is only doing it for the benefits, but he believes his scheme is allowed under current guidelines.

The woman then says, "See you tomorrow, bigot!" and walks away. Dilbert is left looking confused and frustrated, with the caption "Jerk" written above him.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the concept of "wokeness" and the absurdity of some people's interpretations of it. It suggests that some individuals are willing to go to great lengths to identify with certain groups or ideologies, even if it means being hypocritical or dishonest.

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