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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th July 2022

Dilbert//12134, first published four years ago on Tuesday 5th July 2022

Taking Credit


Open source transcript

I RAN THE NUMBERS, AND YOUR PROPOSED BUSINESS STRATEGY CANT WORK.

I TOLD OUR CEO WE ALREADY ROLLED IT OUT AND IT WORKED GREAT.

CAN I ALSO TAKE CREDIT?

NO, I HATE LIARS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "I Ran the Numbers, and Your Proposed Business Strategy Can't Work."

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a CEO and an employee. The employee presents a report stating that the CEO's proposed business strategy is unworkable. The CEO dismisses the employee's concerns, claiming that they have already implemented the strategy and it is successful. The employee expresses frustration, stating that they hate liars. The CEO responds by asking if they can take credit for the strategy's success, to which the employee replies, "No, I hate liars." The comic strip highlights the tension between the CEO's confidence in their strategy and the employee's skepticism.

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