Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th July 2022

Dilbert//12135, first published four years ago on Wednesday 6th July 2022

Spreadsheet Of Lies

Open source transcript

IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE, IT'S LIARS.

ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU LIE SIX TIMES PER MINUTE?

YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT.

WE TRACK YOU ON A SHARED SPREADSHEET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Lie Detector"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and wit, in a humorous exchange with his coworker.

• Dilbert's Statement: "If there's one thing I hate, it's liars."
• Coworker's Response: "Are you aware that you lie six times per minute?"
• Dilbert's Reaction: "You can't prove that."
• Coworker's Retort: "We track you on a shared spreadsheet."

The comic strip playfully highlights the absurdity of a company tracking employee lies and the employee's attempts to deny it.

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