Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th July 2022

Dilbert//12135, first published four years ago on Wednesday 6th July 2022

Spreadsheet Of Lies

Open source transcript

IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE, IT'S LIARS.

ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU LIE SIX TIMES PER MINUTE?

YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT.

WE TRACK YOU ON A SHARED SPREADSHEET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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