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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th July 2022

Dilbert//12139, first published four years ago on Sunday 10th July 2022

Sharpened My Focus


Open source transcript

WALLY, YOU FAILED AT YOUR PRIMARY GOAL FOR THE YEAR.

I DIDN'T "FAIL." I SHARPENED MY FOCUS.

YOU... SHARPENED YOUR FOCUS?

THAT'S RIGHT.

MY ORIGINAL GOAL WAS TO UPGRADE ALL OF OUR SERVERS.

BUT THEN I SHARPENED MY FOCUS TO REMOVING THE BOTTLENECKS.

SO... YOU REMOVED THE BOTTLENECKS?

NO. THAT SEEMED TOO HARD, 50 I SHARPENED MY FOCUS TO STAYING AWAKE DURING THE WORKDAY.

SO, YOU STAYED AWAKE...

I TRIED, BUT IT WAS HARDER THAN IT LOOKED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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