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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th July 2022

Dilbert//12138, first published four years ago on Saturday 9th July 2022

Crypto Genius


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IF YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE A GENIUS FOR MAKING A HUGE PROFIT WHEN YOUR CRYPTO ASSETS WENT UP...

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF NOW THAT YOUR CRYPTO HOLDINGS ARE WORTH ZERO?

STILL GENIUS?

SHUT UP AND DIE.

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Comic Strip Title: "Crypto Holdings Worth Zero"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a red shirt, sitting at a conference table. He is engaged in a conversation with his colleagues, who are discussing the value of his crypto holdings.

  • The first panel shows Dilbert expressing his initial optimism about making a significant profit from his crypto assets.
  • In the second panel, he is asked if he still thinks his crypto holdings are worth zero, to which he responds, "Still genius?"
  • The final panel reveals that Dilbert's colleagues have informed him that his crypto holdings are indeed worth zero, prompting him to exclaim, "Shut up and die."

The comic strip humorously highlights the risks and unpredictability of investing in cryptocurrencies, as well as the potential for significant losses.

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